No Under 18’s
No Food / Drink
We are tattoo artists!
We are NOT mind readers
So the words “I’m not sure what i want” mean nothing to us.
17 and 364 days is not 18, under the tattooing of minors act 1969, you must be 18 to legally be tattoo’d. we don’t give a shit that its your kid and you don’t mind, we don’t care that at 16, you can have sex, join the army and smoke. we only care that we’re not in court next week because your kid grew an early beard or pair of tits overnight at 15
No ID No Tattoo
We don’t care what your mate thinks
So don’t bring that mate of yours that had a Chinese symbol 10 years ago and is now the authority on tattooing in your life. If they knew that much they’d be writing this fuckin sign.
OH! and before you ask!
Yes it hurts
No, it won’t wash off
The yellow doesn’t hurt more than the black
The black doesn’t go deeper than the blue
You don’t get money off for an ex-display design
Yes, we are professionals, the end product will be better than the shit your mate did on you from his kitchen sink, at that time in your life when he was banging your sister.
No, you cant have a go.
And they’re not fuckin “guns” they’re tattoo “machines”